Asian carp ASSAULT

Usually you need a fishing pole and a fair amount of patience to catch a fish. It appears on this lake you can catch fish with a great swing of a baseball bat or a net hanging over the side of the boat. Towards the end the fish are so excited they decide to jump right in the captain’s lap.

Asian Carp Storm Fishermen’s Boat – Watch more Funny Videos


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Posted on: October 5th, 2010 at 5:16 pm

Quick n’ Dirty Boat Building Contest

Madisonville, LA is home to the Madisonville Wooden Boat Festival on Oct 23 and 24. You guessed it, it’s a celebration of boats from a simpler time. Before fiberglass and triple digit top speeds on water. This is great and all, but I don’t think this is the interesting part. I’m interested in the Quick n’ Dirty Boat Building Contest. This contest pits teams of costumed amateur boat builders against each other in improvised boats. They have 14 hours to build their boats from the materials given to them. After the boat is completed, they are pitted against each other to row 100 yards to a buoy and sail 100 yards back. Sounds like a blast!

Check out the website to see more information and their pictures from past events.


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Posted on: September 15th, 2010 at 6:40 am

$60,000 speed boat pool table

This is a different strokes for a different folks situation for sure. A gentleman hired Peter McKee to convert a 21 foot speed boat in to a pool table. I’m not a pool playing professional, but I think having a boat shaped table would present several problems for a game of pool. Check it out here. There’s more pictures and a short video.


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Posted on: September 13th, 2010 at 3:09 pm

New feature! Dirtiest of the Dirty

0 Ever feel bad for having a dirty boat? Feel like you should take better care of your boat? Well, there’s plenty of boat owners out there that make you look like Mr. Clean of boat upkeep. This new feature, The Dirtiest of the Dirty is meant to make you feel better about your middle of the road cleanliness habits.

Today’s example is a Bayliner deck boat that is completely unloved. The most glaring example is the colony of marine life growing off the prop and drive unit. The rest of the hull receives the same amount of neglect as the drive unit. I would imagine if this boat starts, it MIIIIIIGHT have a slight vibration when the prop starts to spin! Next, check out the vinyl. I would have to guess the last time this boat saw a cover was when it was leaving the boat dealer.

Tell your friends, love your boats!


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Posted on: August 27th, 2010 at 1:31 am

Stupid boating: human tubing

These idiots decide it’s a smart idea to hang on to the swim deck of their boat and let it rip. I know everything seems like a good idea when you are drunk, but man, there should be some limits when there’s a good possibility of genital harm. I am going to give them the benefit of the doubt that this is a inboard/outboard boat and there wasn’t a risk of eating a face full of prop.


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Posted on: August 20th, 2010 at 8:19 am

She doesn’t know she’s crazy

I’ve run circles around this one and I’ve determined that the only downside of being a man is that the opposite sex is often bat-shit crazy. Sure, the male population isn’t a pure group of saints, but I would argue that our sexually inferior counterparts carry the crazy gene. Men do shitty things, and we have logical reasons to do those shitty things.  But we have one obvious weakness: poontang.  P-tang has mysterious properties that once experienced will make you go through the butt-hungry-rhino layer of Hell to get another piece, even if it costs you your dignity and a majority of your possessions. We are wired to go through this for the rest of our natural lives, and that’s ok, because there is nothing more satisfying to heterosexual males than sticking the tuna dragon with our yogurt slingers. The good news is that not all women are crazy, but you need to know how to tell. Lucky for you old Laser has your back, read on! Read more…


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Posted on: August 18th, 2010 at 9:19 am

Sinking wake boats – oh the humanity!

Sinking wake boatSeeing a boat full of water is like seeing an empty cooler full of water, nobody is going to have fun after this happens. The Wake Board Report has a gallery of absolute sinking wake board carnage. I am not sure if this is a commentary on wake board boat owners or if the site’s readers just happen to be a little faster with a camera than most. I decided to shield the eyes of the innocent by only showing a boat with half of a chance of survival. There are several more boats that are doing their best impersonation of the Titanic.


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Posted on: August 13th, 2010 at 4:56 am

She says he’s just a friend

Laser screaming whyyyyWe’ve all been there, questioning the fidelity of our “monogamous” partners, grinding teeth and whining to our confiders about our suspicions. Well, let me save you some face. Old Laser has been through the ringer on this one and now I will drip my warm salty knowledge all over your unsuspecting mind-ginas. Prepare yourself for the truth, it might hurt, or feel good depending on what you’re into. So strap yourself to your seats and slip on the leather zipper mask of understanding. Daddy has something special in store for you.

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Posted on: July 27th, 2010 at 8:15 am

Tangling with lady liquor

Welcome to my inaugural blog post. I take it that you are so excited to read the ramblings of Laser that the words are blurring together and you are salivating with anticipation. Well slow down, grab a beer, and enjoy this moment. In fact, enjoy this moment like you would enjoy watching your favorite episode of X-Files while getting hammered in the crotch by a slightly above-par stripper. And remember, in this classy joint-anything goes.
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Posted on: July 21st, 2010 at 7:25 pm

Tow trucks love boating too!

Tow trucks love boating too!  This tow truck was an unusual site at Lake Travis backing down the ramp with its two jet skis. Looks like someone wanted to make god damn fucking sure they could winch their jet ski back on the trailer.


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Posted on: July 20th, 2010 at 5:09 pm