An old saying that’s just not true

I have heard for years a saying that I have never agreed with. There are many when it comes to boats but this one has always been said with a laugh. Every time I hear it the person usually has not owned a boat. The saying in question is “what are the two best days of owning a boat?” Let me tell you why I think this simply isn’t the case!

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Posted on: September 2nd, 2010 at 3:15 am

General lessons in how to annoy: Vol. 1

Some people are creative in how they annoy others, and some people have their heads positioned firmly up there asses so as not to have the vantage point which would allow them any perspective on the emotional or physical comfort of others as it relates to their actions. Simply put, I bet you know an asshole. There is something satisfying in saying “hey look, there’s an asshole”. But what defines the asshole? Anatomically, my hope is that this question does not keep you up at night. Figuratively, things are not as simple as finding the least comfortable hole to drip candle wax into. However, there are examples, and I am going to lay them on you in such a fashion that you will be pointing at a sad doll’s “swimsuit area” from the witness stand by this time next week. Carefully retain the following, and gargle my truth as I describe how these characters annoy. Read more…


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Posted on: August 11th, 2010 at 9:02 am